Hello everyone. I just wanted to drop by and express my absolute gratitude for the premium experience I’m receiving right after upgrading to the Ultra Plan.
I naively thought that paying for the top tier would—you know—actually allow me to use the service and bypass the bottleneck queues. Instead, my local development has been completely paralyzed, and I am constantly greeted by this beautiful, unyielding message:
“Our servers are experiencing high traffic right now, please try again in a minute.”
It is truly impressive how egalitarian your system is. Ultra subscribers get to enjoy the exact same forced agent shutdowns and locked workflows as the free tier. What an amazing way to ensure we all share the pain equally! Priority access? Never heard of it.
And to make this premium experience even more flawless, when I tried to submit a bug report through the official channel, that feature was conveniently broken too. A truly perfect ecosystem where I can neither work on my local environment nor complain about it.
Could someone from the team please enlighten me on what exactly my money went towards? Is the “Priority Access” just an invisible badge of honor, or do I need to pay for some hidden “Ultra Pro Max” tier to actually edit my code?
Looking forward to a fix, or at least an explanation, before my subscription expires. Thanks for the “great” service.