[Humor] Critical Limitation in Gemma 26B: Unable to Predict the Future With Certainty

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Hello,

This is obviously tongue-in-cheek, but I felt this critical limitation deserved proper documentation.

I would like to report what I consider to be a major limitation in Gemma 26B A4B.

After extensive testing, the model informed me that it is unable to predict the future with certainty.

For a model with 26 billion parameters, I find this deeply disappointing. I expected, at the very least:

  • the winning EuroMillions numbers,
  • the exact date of the next financial crash,
  • the weather forecast for 2037,
  • and, if possible, the exact release date of Qwen4.

Please consider addressing this issue in the next version.

Best regards,
A deeply disappointed user

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